Your blog is everything I needed in my life

@theesubliminalmindfuckamerica

I hope to fill a void in your empty little heart. You warm the black heart that is mine. Love you

your entire account is a lie, zack merrick simply does NOT do things. like. ever.

@Anonymous

Zack Merrick is simply an idea of doing things. He represents the act of doing miscellaneous things. Zack Merrick is a figment of your imagination, so no, he does not actually do things.

Zack is experiencing a severe state of confusion due to the amount of selfies he’s taken.

Zack is experiencing a severe state of confusion due to the amount of selfies he’s taken.

Zack is a burly lumberjack hunting for something good to eat.

Zack is a burly lumberjack hunting for something good to eat.

Zack knows that double chinning won’t get him the ladies, so he shows off his moobies instead.

Zack knows that double chinning won’t get him the ladies, so he shows off his moobies instead.

You're so pretty!

@Anonymous

Thank you!

Zack doesn’t understand why his bandmates told him to point at this plane. Like seriously, it’s just a plane.

Zack doesn’t understand why his bandmates told him to point at this plane. Like seriously, it’s just a plane.

There will only be seven planets left after Zack destroys Uranus.

There will only be seven planets left after Zack destroys Uranus.

Zack indulges in a protein shake to help him get hashtag swole.

Zack indulges in a protein shake to help him get hashtag swole.

YOURE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS AND I LOVE YOUR BLOG OMG I CANT

@im-not-the-good-girl

Seriously let me kiss your face.